>An Old Wives’ Tale


This is the perfect date, no webcam between us, he thought.
They shared a Diet Coke and ate fries. 
“I’ll wait for your status update.” She received a text as soon as she reached home. 
She updated her status immediately : 2nyt ws awsm, gr8, lulzzzzzz.  
The boy, heartbroken, deactivated his account.
The End.

5 thoughts on “>An Old Wives’ Tale

  1. >Surely the boy should have been tipped off as soon as the Diet Coke was ordered. The propensity for truncation always carries over to other parts of a personality.Short. Brutal. Enjoyable. 🙂

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